Why do lions move at the end of summer?

Because the pride goeth before a fall.

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock

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Who helps little pumpkins cross the street on their way to school?

The crossing gourd.

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Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?

Because they are easily stumped.

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What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

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How do leaves get from place to place?

With autumn-mobiles

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I usually say “Autumn” instead of “Fall.”

Sometimes it can be my downautumn.

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Editor’s note: Don’t blame me for the quality of the jokes—you’d be barking up the wrong tree. It’s a re-leaf to know I am not the root of them. I just find them and print them, so don’t make me the fall guy!