- Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across?
- I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a jigsaw piece but I didn’t have a good time. I just didn’t fit in.
- My friend was delighted that he put together his jigsaw puzzle in 2 years. The box said “1 to 3 years.”
- Someone clobbered a victim with a jigsaw puzzle. The police are still piecing the evidence together.
- I got tired of working on jigsaw puzzles — I just went to pieces.
- I found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today. I have no idea where it came from — It’s a bit of a puzzle.
- I have a friend who loves puzzles, and she’s very sweet — She’s never said a cross word.
- I’m trying to teach my son how to create crossword puzzles, but he doesn’t have a clue.
- A friend of mine tried to finish a jigsaw puzzle and realized he’d accidentally swallowed part of it. He’s trying to find his inner piece.
- My friend was excited about his new box of jigsaw puzzle pieces. He called me over to help him, and I asked, “What is it supposed to look like when it’s done?” He said it was supposed to be a tiger but he couldn’t figure it out. I said, “That’s all right. Let’s just put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
